sushinfood:

lorriebm11:

When you do a click and drag thing but you keep getting ones that you don’t like so you retry until you get the one you want.

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This is the most goddamn appropriate gif-usage I have ever seen.

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shamitomita:

cyberho:

Dick riding IS NOT a form of transportation!!!!!!!! 

not with that attitude

(via whoredinarygirl)

me sexting just now

actionables:

him: how many times will we fuck

me:

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(via ch1fla)

yoshio-yoshida:

Oh my god youre straight? I had no idea. You seem normal to me. Did you know that Sara is straight to? You two should totally hook up. I cant believe youre straight. You could be my straight best friend. We could go to football games together. Itll be so much fun. So like how long have you been straight? Youre whole life!? No way.

(via ven0moth)

editoress:

"SIT LIKE A LADY"

NO

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