• wake up at 5 AM: ill fucking kill all of you
  • stay up till 5 AM: hahshahsfAhahaAJAGSHAJAHAHAHADA

lecic-has-a-shovel:

yungterra:

There is nothing worse than hearing people attempt to sound intelligent by using lengthy words and MISUSING THEM

I completely photosynthesize with this

(Source: yungterra, via ace)

elemeno-pee:

feury:

they say the best things in life are free

is food free

is internet free

guess not

THERE’S FREE WIFI AT MCDONALD’S AND YOU COULD SCAVENGE FOR FRIES LIKE A PIGEON

(via trust)

officialannakendrick:

could you please put your crying kid on vibrate

(Source: dutchster, via fuckare)