olerex:

bitch i will connecticut u

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(Source: bueefs, via basquet-case)

bussykiller:

precumming:

what if you got a dollar for everytime you masturbated 

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(via ashleylikeskitties)

cap-barnes:

thebootysoldier:

"talk dirty to me"

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Is this what I’m going to be remembered for?

(via ashleylikeskitties)

fruitcrocs:

when a teacher asks you if you understand the work and you don’t 

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*gets 0 on the test*

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(Source: fruitcrocs, via loserslol)

nickiminajvevo:

when ur trying to tell someone something but they keep cutting u off

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(via whoredinarygirl)

Apparently it’s a thing to crochet sweaters for turtles

kyos-cock:

So I accidentally discovered this picture while i was looking for cute things to crochet and THERE ARE ENTIRE BLOGS DEDICATED TO TURTLE COZIES.

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THEY LOOK SO CUTE THEY HAVE NORMAL ONES

THEY HAVE ONES THAT LOOK LIKE FUCKING BOWSER

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THEY HAVE ONES SHAPED LIKE ANIMALSimage

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THEY HAVE ENTIRE BLOGS DEDICATED TO MAKING YOUR TURTLES LOOK LIKE FOOD

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THE PUMPKIN IS SO CUTE BUT THIS GEM IS MY PERSONAL FAVORITE:

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BUT HOW DO YOU CHOOSE A FAVORITE WHEN THEY’RE ALL SO CUTE

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(via basquet-case)